EZ-COCK BUG-A-SALT 2.6

Hand crafted to ensure no one on your local police force will accidentally confuse this with something that could put a hole through your front door or your head.   No guarantees though as humans tend to make mistakes…  😊 We can guarantee this is an excellent starter model for weaklings not fluent in weaponry.  Smoother spring mechanism means EZ-COCK is an excellent choice for anyone geriatric or allergic to lifting weights at the gym. This model packs a serious punch. Flies won’t stand a chance! 

Here is the sticker you will find on the EZ-COCK.  You know where to put this folks!

!WARNING! Do not brandish or display this ordinary table salt blaster during a public confrontation – its not designed to look like a real weapon (but some idiots in California might think so).  Its possible, someone may confuse a table salt blaster with a real firearm and this could end poorly and/or be a crime.  DO NOT change the coloration or markings and/or add accessories to make the table salt blaster look like a real firearm.  An altered EZ-COCK table salt blaster used idiotically while brawling with law enforcement and/or the mafia may end poorly for you and result in bodily harm (that could be fatal).  DO NOT remove the orange tip!  And always remember altering the coloration may be a crime (against humanity or Californians).